there was this twitter account that would post only Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics and it was brilliant

wheres that post with everyone making fun of the scientists trying to work out how dinosaurs had sex

do you not realaelise that 999999999999% if the things we know about any organisms are about them trying to get some

like

do you not want to know how dinosaurs behaved cmon

0fficial horn merch

im really happy for megidos and sad for nitrams

petertwerk:

mickjaggugh:

my favorite story ever is that on mick jagger’s 25th birthday in ‘68 he invited a bunch of celebrities and played jumpin’ jack flash and sympathy for the devil n everyone liked it but then paul mccartney slipped the dj a copy of hey jude/revolution and everyone went crazy and told them to play it again and for the rest of the night mick was super pissed bc paul mccartney outshone him at his own party 

way to go paul

hey top tip for giving yourself intense homestuck emotions

try playing Welcome To The New Extreme from vol.5 followed by Eternity Served Cold from Cherubim

compare and contrast

weep for the upd8

having scanned it I now realise that there is nowhere neeeaaar enough shading to be able to properly see stuff, so. here’s a WIP, i gotta do more cross-hatching

having scanned it I now realise that there is nowhere neeeaaar enough shading to be able to properly see stuff, so. here’s a WIP, i gotta do more cross-hatching

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

I probably would have lost interest in these heist drawings by now if they weren’t anthro which probably says something about me

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

cosplay perils
me: *just fucking smears the hotglue on with bare fingers*
me: fire cannot hurt a dragon

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

rhydonmyhardon:

some of you have been following me since ‘12 now we’re here in ‘14 thats some wilde ass shit to contemplate thanks friends