cakesandsnouts: Top six Derren moments ;)

my-my-here-come-the-fuzz:

Arrrgh that is such a difficult choice! Okay….top six Dezza moments, out of everything that has ever gone before…right…not necessarily in order because that’d be even more difficult:

1-  Getting a bit too excited at revisiting his old University and falling over while jumping on the grass

2- The look of sheer pride on his face at the end of Hero

3- The entirety of the smoking trick he did with Stephen Fry

4- Showing us what a cute little bird Rasputin is with the kissing video

5- The way he pissed himself laughing while trying to guess which member of the audience gave a sexual confession during Svengali

6- ‘Out loud please, I’m not a fucking mind reader’

okayla:

My mom is watching Game of Thrones and she just said in the saddest voice, “Poor Salsa” and doesn’t get why I keep laughing.

cis-siberianorchestra:

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

Television’s Marquee Moon is a constant, playing infinitely somewhere out there from some point of space. One merely tunes in.

Going on caravan holiday for a week with @MadamduBatty - there’ll probably be cellular net? But maybe not

charlesoberonn:

dacadaca:

zillyhoovian:

therealraewest:

deductionhunters:

terezidactyl:

kARKAT’S LITTLE FUCKIGN SICKLE
CALL LIFE ALERT IM CRYING

He’s just like “Have at thee, fiend! Taste the cold sting of my curved blade as it… completely… fails to harm you… in the slightest……. HYAAAAAAH!”

Can we discuss how Kanaya isn’t even in the general proximity of fucking around
Like dave and karkat are just kinda trying to keep her from stabbing anyone and kanaya’s like ‘Fuck It All I’ll Just Decapitate Her Or Something.’

This whole panel is gold, I mean Terezi’s covering her eyes DESPITE BEING FUCKING BLIND, Meenah’s face is screaming “T)(IS WAS A GOOD ID-EA”, Jake and Rose are just like “what”, Roxy’s sleepcrashing the party and Aranea’s looking at it all like she didn’t see any of this coming.

can we just appreciate the mayor off in the distance though 

The fact that all these people dreamt into the exact same place at the same time, which is rare, and this is was they chose to do.

charlesoberonn:

dacadaca:

zillyhoovian:

therealraewest:

deductionhunters:

terezidactyl:

kARKAT’S LITTLE FUCKIGN SICKLE

CALL LIFE ALERT IM CRYING

He’s just like “Have at thee, fiend! Taste the cold sting of my curved blade as it… completely… fails to harm you… in the slightest……. HYAAAAAAH!

Can we discuss how Kanaya isn’t even in the general proximity of fucking around

Like dave and karkat are just kinda trying to keep her from stabbing anyone and kanaya’s like ‘Fuck It All I’ll Just Decapitate Her Or Something.’

This whole panel is gold, I mean Terezi’s covering her eyes DESPITE BEING FUCKING BLIND, Meenah’s face is screaming “T)(IS WAS A GOOD ID-EA”, Jake and Rose are just like “what”, Roxy’s sleepcrashing the party and Aranea’s looking at it all like she didn’t see any of this coming.

can we just appreciate the mayor off in the distance though 

The fact that all these people dreamt into the exact same place at the same time, which is rare, and this is was they chose to do.

libutron:

whatthefauna:

The sequined (or mirror) spider has silvery patches covering its abdomen. Because the speckles reflect and scatter light, they may make the spider harder for predators to see. Amazingly, the patches with change in size depending on the spider’s level of agitation.
Image credit: Andrew Ker

Thwaitesia nigronodosa (Theridiidae)

libutron:

whatthefauna:

The sequined (or mirror) spider has silvery patches covering its abdomen. Because the speckles reflect and scatter light, they may make the spider harder for predators to see. Amazingly, the patches with change in size depending on the spider’s level of agitation.

Image credit: Andrew Ker

Thwaitesia nigronodosa (Theridiidae)

tsyndromestuck:

GG: now what would a strapping young celebrity want with an old witch like me??

Headcanon where harley davidson transcends all of spacetime. Jade, Dave, and Rose vaguely remember their alternate selves and manage to contact one another just before they are fated to die. John has already passed away. After grandma Harley is slain, the batterwitch moves on to finish Strider and Lalonde who are meeting at an airport. 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

primarchvakarian:

my brother had a beyblading accident today

turntechstridercest:

Fucking animatronics.

I just wanted to show people who aren’t too familiar with these things that FNAF was actually pretty on point with the setting and the endoskeletons for the animatronics. Creepy heads laying around and all. This is all Rock-afire Explosion (unsure about the second to last image, but pretty sure). 

If you think these things look creepy online or in-game, you obviously haven’t felt the terror of watching one in person. Don’t go out of your way for that experience, holy shit.

the-magical-crawdad:

siriusblaque:

yo but mermaid monster hybrids though

  • vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six…